When Jon Snow is sad, he’s feeling Jon Low.
When Jon Snow’s grass is too long, he needs to Jon Mow.
When Jon Snow rips his pants, he needs to Jon Sew.
When he walks with a lantern, he’s Jon Glow.
When he bakes, he makes Jon Dough.
When he hangs out with Sam, he’s Jon…
Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment